From
the outside, nestled along a very busy street in
Beverly Hills, the building looks clean, crisp and
maybe a little majestic. Designed by renowned architect
Richard Meier [The Getty Center - Los Angeles;
Museum of Contemporary Art - Barcelona, Spain; The
High Museum of Art - Atlanta], it's certainly
an impressive looking building sitting along side
all those boutiques. It opened in 1996.
Banners
advertising the special exhibition celebrating Cartoon
Network's 9 1/2 Birthday gave the impression that
it might be a fun place to visit.
Not
so. Upon entering, we quickly realized that TV and
radio is not fun.
The
folks who work here are very serious. Behind the
counter at the Information Center, a group of 7
or 8 people, including security guards stood watch.
For what, I'm still not sure, but there they were
just staring at us and looking very serious. It
was both intimidating and annoying.
Also
annoying -- every piece of this place has been very
clearly and blatantly labeled on behalf of a contributing
donor. So by the time we entered the Leonard H.
Goldenson Building, walked into the Danny Thomas
Lobby, glanced up at the Bud Yorkin Balcony,
and stopped over at the Diane English and Joel
Shukovsky Information Center -- we already had
an Orson Welles sized headache.
"Have
you been here before?" asked the serious
young man behind the counter.
We
sheepishly shook our heads, shuffled our feet, and
looked nervously over at the Mary and Norman
J. Pattiz Museum Shop.
"Would
you like tickets to the John H. Mitchell Theatre,
The Sheinberg Family Educational Room, or are you
going to the Ahmanson Radio Listening Room?"
We
nodded.
"I
have tickets available to the 4:00 Muppets screening
in The Sheinberg--
do you want those?
I
checked my watch. It was 3:15
If
you don't take them, somebody else will."
We
nodded again.
"Would
you like to make a donation?"
With
all the rest of the staff staring at us, I just
continued nodding, opened my wallet and gave him
$10.00. There is no admission, but the suggested
donation is $6.00 for adults, $4.00 for students,
and $3.00 for children under thirteen. But I couldn't
imagine what we were going to do here for the next
45 minutes, so $10.00 seemed appropriate.
The
interiors, like the exteriors, are mostly white.
White on white on white with light stone accents.
With all of large windows and skylights, the place
is bright -- really bright. But instead of light
and airy, it feels very sterile, serious and squinty.
You know that feeling you have when you come out
of a dark movie theatre into the mid-day sun? It's
like that all the time in here.
The large open lobby is noisy and echoes like crazy,
adding a frenetic and edgy feel even with just a
handful of people in the area. The staff is no help
at all. There's a big difference between rattling
off names of theaters and offering real assistance.
The
answer to, "What do you suggest we do here?"
is never given.
We
stumbled from the lobby over to the nearby Bell
Family Gallery, which had a series of about
25 photographs on display. Upon closer inspection,
they were showcasing make-up -- before and after
pictures of actors with various forms of monster,
alien, and other latex appliance make-up. Clips
of 'The Twilight Zone' and other shows were running
on a TV nearby. It was more suited for a local community
theatre lobby, and was about as underwhelming.
Next
to this display was a staircase, so we headed upstairs
-- to the Bud Yorkin Balcony
There
wasn't much happening at the balcony.
Just
opposite this, is the small David and Larraine Gerber
Gallery...
...where
a series of framed original Al Hirschfeld caricatures
were on display featuring stars of various television
shows.
On
the lower level the Gloria and David L. Wolper
Gallery has another seires of Hirschfeld pictures.
Impressive; and wonderful to see his work in person,
but who the heck can find them?
From
this level, we got a better view into the Danny
Thomas Lobby...
and
across the way we could see the Carl E. Hirsch
Staircase. Don't know where it leads, since
it was closed.
It
was also here that a museum staff member dashed out
of the Stanley E. Hubbard Library and reprimanded
me for taking pictures.
"Did
you see our sign about not taking pictures?"
I tried to play dumb, and told her no. "Well,
there are signs all over that say 'no pictures'"
and she started to get a bit short with me. "Do
you have your tickets?" Oh no. I was envisioning
myself getting worked over in the Jack
Webb Interrogation Room.
As
I reached for the tickets, Dianne and Megan arrived
back from the restroom to save me. The museum staff
member immediately lightened up. "We don't
have copyrights on anything, so pictures, aren't allowed,
okay?" A copyright on what, I wondered, off-white
interior latex?
"You
can take a picture of this area," she
said, walking over to the balcony railing and gesturing
to the top section of the lobby. The picture above
of the Bud Yorkin Balcony is in the general
vicinity.
She
might have offered to take a picture of us with that
as the backdrop, but she didn't. No pictures, means
no pictures. She walked back into the library and
we headed back downstairs -- through the same nameless
staircase that we came up -- and took another picture.
We
stopped in at the Mary and Norman J. Pattiz Museum
Shop which was right on par with the museum. Weak.
Among
all the posters on display of past exhibits, I noticed
one that featured a tribute to Charles M. Schulz and
the Peanuts gang at the MT&R."Was this
Charlie Brown exhibit here or in New York?"
I asked the clerk. "I
don't know" she replied, "that was
before I started working here." And went
back to watching her television -- which in this museum,
made sense. Cut and print.
We
made a quick retreat, back through the Danny Thomas
Lobby again, and noticed that during the 20 minutes
we were in the Museum of Television & Radio, the
staff had created a special section of the museum
just for us.
It
was just above the door leading back outside -- and
we took it.